August  21 173,664 notes
takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

August  21 44,772 notes

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

August  21 191,550 notes

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

August  20 501,366 notes
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dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one



August  20 148,679 notes

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

shaunhasttings:

shaunhasttings:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

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August  20 122,110 notes

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,