cinnahearts:

omfg i cant breathe 

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD



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paintdeath:

boys with dark hair and a deep voice need to stop ruining my life

camouflages:

do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside

mormondad:


This is how I stayed alive my senior year

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lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

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kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

darthmater:

my aunt and uncle share a toothbrush and if that was what true love looks like i think I’ll stay single

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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