dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

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meladoodle:

"No offence" really is the most pointless thing to say in the world



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ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

phil-has-a-monster-cock:

california-cla-ssy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar

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I’m the snapchat queen 👸

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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digitalmovie:


this is me about 98 percent of the time.

April  19 108,506 notes

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

kardashidan:

kardashidan:

someone help me im in love

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phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

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